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This post is all about funny white elephant gifts.
One of the best holiday traditions is the annual white elephant gift swap. It’s a constant battle between who can give the best funny white elephant gifts while surrounded around your closest friends and family.
In my family, we take the white elephant gift exchange very seriously and you need to be on your A-game for the gift you pick out.
We almost always go for the funny white elephant gift ideas and it’s almost guaranteed that the game ends in hilarious situations.
My friends and I also have a white elephant gift exchange and since we are college students, it usually ends up with some really dirty white elephant gift ideas.
This post is all about funny white elephant gifts.
FUNNY WHITE ELEPHANT GIFTS:
1.Ā Emergency Underwear
Think someone in your group may be in need of an emergency set of underwear? This is the perfect funny white elephant gift that will make anyone laugh.
2.Ā 52 Mind-Blowing Ways To Poop
This book shows you 52 ways to poop. I have to admit, I am intrigued on how they could come up with that many ways for this task.
3.Ā Go F*ck Yourself Coloring Book
Everyone loves a coloring book and sometimes the coloring book just has to have a few (or in this case, many) swears involved. If you are doing a white elephant gift exchange with an older crowd, this is the perfect gift idea.
4.Ā “If You Can Read This” Socks
These socks read, “If you can read this, bring wine” and “If you can read this, bring beer”. Not only are these cheap, but they are something that many people will appreciate.
5.Ā Toilet Shot Glass
Can you imagine taking a shot out of this? I am going to call this the ultimate gag gift of the funny white elephant gifts.
6.Ā Farting Animal Coloring Book
Another popular coloring book — The Farting Animals Coloring Book. It’s so stupid that it’s funny.
7.Ā Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game
Something I have personally purchased for a white elephant gift exchange– Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game.
We all know people in our life who sit on the toilet for a long time AND love golf. It’s a win-win white elephant gift.
8.Ā Beer/Soda Helmet
These are the best for all ages. Include a pack of soda/beer and you have a funny white elephant gifts everyone will love.Ā
9.Ā Shot Glass Ammo Belt
Is your white elephant gift exchange happening with people who love to drink? This shot glass ammo belt allows them to have eight shots to share with friends (or take themselves :/).
10.Ā Bacon Toilet Paper
Anyone need bacon toilet paper?? This makes the perfect white elephant gifts under 10 dollars.
11.Ā Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
I know in my friend group, this would definitely be a gift that would be fought over!
12.Ā Middle Finger Mug
Any coffee/tea lover would appreciate this middle finger mug. It’s the work in the front, party in the back but in mug form.
13.Ā Wine Glass Holder Necklace
Another item that is almost guaranteed to be fought over in the white elephant gift exchange. Who doesn’t want a wine glass necklace holder?
14.Ā Beer Belly Waist Pocket
This beer belly waist pocket gives whoever is wearing this an automatic beer belly while giving you something to store your belongings in. It is definitely going to be a hit.
15.Ā Hot-Dog Toaster
This hot-dog toaster lets you quickly heat up this classic American meal. The best part about this is that its a white elephant gift under 20.Ā
16.Ā Funny Drink Coasters
Basically these are the coasters that all homeowners are really thinking of. These coasters give them just that… exactly what we want to say to them;).
17.Ā The Screaming Goat
Want an obnoxious white elephant gift? This screaming goat is calling your name.
18.Ā FartĀ Neutralizers
How funny are these fart neutralizers? I’m thinking of getting this for my white elephant exchange and then stocking up on more to put in some extra gassy peoples Christmas gifts this year.Ā
19.Ā “I Pooped Today” Hand Sanitizer
For all those people in your life who don’t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom.
20.Ā Megaphone
Out of all the white elephant gift ideas, this might be my favorite. How fun would it be to know you have a megaphone to pull out at anytime?
21.Ā Farting Bank
This farting bank makes a farting noise every time you put change in it (butt stuff is starting to become a trend on this list I guess lol).
22.Ā Funny Mug
Talk about a straight forward gift idea!! They will definitely remember this gift every time they reach for the mug.
23.Ā Ring For A Drink Bell
How funny is this “Ring for a drink” bell?! I will personally take one of these ;).
24.Ā Pooping PoochesĀ Calendar
What more could you want… a calendar of pooping dogs! Gross (but isn’t that what makes it so good?).
25.Ā LED Toilet Light
How fun is this gift?! This LED toilet light lights up your toilet in all different colors. My roommate has this in her bathroom and honestly it’s super entertaining!Ā
26.Ā Funny Sound Machine
This is a classic white elephant gift and will be a popular choose for all age groups.Ā
27.Ā Hands On Challenge GameĀ
I can almost bet you haven’t seen this!Ā
28.Ā Gold Money Gun
How funny this? Plus, it comes with $2,000 worth of fake cash!Ā
29.Ā Drinking Jenga
This is SO much fun!! Drinking Jenga is one of the best drinking games and can lead to a great time.
30.Ā Remote Control Cock RoachĀ
This remote control cock roach might be used against you after you gift this in the white elephant exchange, but it could be a hot item for those pranksters.
31.Ā Redneck Back Scratcher
This redneck back scratcher will make sure to get all those itches away without them having to ask someone.Ā
32.Ā Fake Poop
Just imagine how funny it would be for someone to open up this fake poop as their white elephant gift…
33.Ā Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
This miniature waving inflatable tube guy would be a hilarious addition to someones desk.
34.Ā Good Day, Bad Day Drink
All adults need a Good Day, Bad Day cup, right?
35.Ā Unicorn Mask
This unicorn mask is guarantee to be a hit in the white elephant gift exchange.
36.Ā Hairy Foot Slippers
How funny is this! These hairy foot slippers are perfect for the cold weather around Christmas time and also hilarious.Ā
37.Ā Inflatable Pool Unicorn
Think an inflatable unicorn horn would be funny?
38.Ā Hot Man Apron
Another item I have personally purchased…and believe me, it as just as funny as you may imagine it to be!!
For any big griller, they will love this hot man apron as part of the white elephant gifts.
39.Ā Dashboard Jesus
This dashboard Jesus will make the perfect addition to a car (and the perfect addition to a white elephant party!).
40.Ā Bacon Bandages
How hilarious is this?!
41.Ā Retro Polaroid Camera Toilet Paper Dispenser
The person that receives this gift is going to think they hit the jackpot until they see that it is a toilet dispenser ;). So funny!
42.Ā Pick Your Nose Cups
This mug is so funny and really stands out haha. I bet this would make some people mad but I think it’s hilarious.
43.Ā “For Fox Sake” Cup
This wine cup describes what a good amount of people are thinking when drinking wine.
44.Ā “Smell My Finger” Hand Sanitizer
Funny hand sanitizer is such a random gift, but I know a lot of people who would find this really funny.
45.Ā Bluetooth Microphone
This bluetooth microphone can turn your white elephant gift exchange party into a hilarious karaoke night.
46.Ā Man-Bun Visor
This man bun visor instantly makes your hair appear to be in a man bun.
47.Ā The Girlfriend Pillow
For all those singles that always complain about not having someone to snuggle with.
48.Ā Hands Free Toilet Caller
Know someone who always FaceTime while on the toilet?! This is the perfect solution for them.Ā
49.Ā Grow A Girlfriend
How funny is this grow a girlfriend?Ā
50.Ā Azz Wipes Bundle
And lastly, the classic ass wipes. Always a part of the funny white elephant gifts!